A blog for college kids (or anyone else with a roommate) to submit funny, ridiculous, obnoxious, annoying, or stupid things straight from the mouths of their incredible (or incredulous) roommates. Also includes interesting stories, epic fails, and anything else the moderators find mildly interesting. Hosted by some really awesome girls at Gardner-Webb University in North Carolina.
Submission: Coming up with a website
Chris- I have an idea for a website
me- what is it?
Chris- It’s going to be called My Roommate Said
Me- I think that’s already been done sucia
Chris- No that’s not a real website it doesn’t have a .com
(Thanks for the submission, Jeff! Feel free to submit your own What My Roommate says quotes today!)
Also, college roommates. :)
(via amdrennan)
My life this semester.
Just tell him it’s a rehearsal for your wedding. He gets dressed up, you guys hang out at the dance for a while, and then you can go bowling. Except after your wedding you’ll go have sex instead. But sex, bowling…same difference.
— Allison
- Kayla: "Next week I'm going to teach my lab Unit 2-1 and then teach them bad words. The week after that I'll teach them food."
- Allison: "That's a nice progression of things."
- Jesse: "Cuz when you take your whore out to get drunk you need to know what to feed her!"
hey jason, do you mind if i use your abs as a rock climbing wall?
— Elizabeth
I’m pretty sure Allison and I take turns on this one!
